Category archives: The Spew

  • Halloween 2013: To Costume or To Not Costume

  • It's the end of September. That ultimately means one thing for us Party people. HALLOWEEN! Halloween can have some of the most fun parties out there. They can have various themes. Halloween parties tend to include some of the better special effects that you can witness at a party. And ultimately Halloween allows you to be disguise your self as someone or something else. This can be the best part o[...]
  • Public Service Announcement: Tip Your Bartender

  • For all the dicks and bitches out there that decide to go to a bar and not tip the bartender, STAY HOME! Ya, there is no sugar coating this one. There is only one instance where you don't have to tip them, if they absolutely terribly suck. This is almost never the case. If you can't afford to tip the bartender, why are you at a bar? Why are you drinking? Why are you not home? Now, if you [...]
  • Drinking In or Going Out

  • Today I look at whether Drinking In or Going Out is the best choice. This is something I always end up thinking about as some friends would rather go the bar all the time, some would rather party it up at someone's house, and some just don't care. I probably follow in the latter but tend to lean towards drinking in lately. Going out can be a blast. Not only do you get to hang out with the coole[...]
  • Frowning on Public Nudity - I Just Don't Get It

  • Did you know that public nudity can result in you getting on the sex offender list? Ya, just think about it. All those times that you have gotten drunk and ended up naked in public. Any one of the times could have meant you are now a sex offender if you were caught and had the wrong people going against you on it. Straight up nudity if you think about it is a person in their purest form. No cl[...]
  • It's Nice Out So Grill Out

  • You want to know one of the best summer time parties? A grill out! While its nice out, I suggest getting out of the house and the bar and do some of your partying outside with a grill out. A grill out is a great way for friends to get together, help cook up some delicious food, share some stories, and best of all get their drink on. If you get the chance, do this at a beach or near a lake an[...]
  • The Battle of the Bathrooms

  • The Battle of the Bathrooms? What the hell am I going on about? Well, its the case of have access to a plethora of bathrooms versus having access to A bathroom. The choice should be obvious. Stay with the many bathrooms. Why? Well let us see. First, it is turning into a pretty good night of partying. Your with your friends. Catching up. Having a blast. Probably having a few to many. Everythi[...]
  • Sheen For President!

  • Because Everyone Else SUCKS! After a point, all the political garbage that appears everywhere becomes sickening. Like the worst hangover ever type of sickening. Rather then get 'roid rage angry about, I decided to take a comical approach to it. Enter Sheen For President! Now, I will not claim coming up with this idea. I just decided to come up with a proper "poster" for it. It combines elem[...]
  • McDonalds: Money Grubbing B****es

  • Oh the joys of being drunk! Let's face it, we like it. For some it may make us more outgoing. Others get more touchy. Some get super emotional. But, we all have a blast. We also all get hungry. So, when we can't get food elsewhere we find a McDonalds that is open 24 hours. DON'T DO IT! I have been hearing reports that McDonalds employees are instructed to call the police on anyone who is sus[...]
  • Absinthe Bar? Hell Yes!

  • Absinthe is one of those spirits that I don't enough people have tried. Not everybody that tries it likes it. It has black licorice like flavor to it. Not a lot of people like that flavor though. But, I love it. But, not a lot of bars serve it. Actually, as far I knew there were no bars that served it. However, today I stumbled upon a bar that is completely devoted to various absinthe drinks. W[...]
  • The Billboard Dilemma

  • You know billboards right? Those huge things that are often placed near a highway so the passerby can look, read, think, and maybe even persuade to buy. They are advertisements! Anyways, they can be awesome. Hilarious even. Just check out the image I have included with this post. Awesome? Yes. Hilarious? Yes. However, those of us who live in Wisconsin seem to be living in a world where drin[...]